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The Pessimist's Umbrella

An umbrella for those who know that expecting the worst need not be cause for despair.

The umbrella has a rainfall print on the inside, along with Seneca's pessimistic aphorism: 'What need is there to weep over parts of life? The whole of it calls for tears.'

Pessimism is not about despair; it's a wise attitude that knows that expecting the worst is the best way to stave off surprise and bitterness. This umbrella sagely invites us to step out into the world certain of the inevitability of suffering, loss, anxiety and - eventually - catastrophe.

A student of The School of Life understands that learning doesn't end with graduation. We spend a great deal of our time restlessly searching for ideas that can console, enlighten and enrich our lives. We understand that navigating relationships and careers is a skill, not an intuition – and are committed to educating ourselves in the art of living.

Our range of clothing and accessories is designed to celebrate this way of looking at the world; a commitment to wisdom, a wry pessimism, a consoling melancholy.

Explore our range of clothes and accessories.

Hand open umbrella with printed inside layer | 342 g | 24cm x 6cm when closed 

The Pessimist's Umbrella

$30.00
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All items are shipped from the UK either via Royal Mail/USPS tracked and signed or via Courier dependent on size of your order.

Delivery times may vary dependent on delivery method and customs. Please allow up to two weeks for your order to arrive. Customers are liable for all customs tax and duty payable. 

Orders are dispatched from our UK warehouse on the same day if placed before 12pm Mon-Fri, and the next business day if placed after.

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We want you to be completely happy with your purchase. If, however, you would like to return an item, please do so within 30 days.

Customers are responsible for all returns costs. If you have a problem with your order please contact shop@theschooloflife.com prior to returning, we will try our best to get back to you within 5 working days but may take longer at peak times.

Items must be in original condition and returned with the original sales receipt. 

If we have been unable to delivery your parcel and it is returned to our warehouse we will contact you regarding a refund. If we do not receive instructions from you within 2 weeks we will automatically refund your order.

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